Which 'Houthi PC small group' chat member are you?

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For a moment, let's pretend that the Signal group chat among high-ranking government officials about a Houthi strike isn't about bombs or war and killing humans. Let's pretend it's about something more relatable to those of us who don't typically discuss war plans globally important stuff.